Mood: Bitchy
Song: Helena, My Chemical Romance

This One Is For Sam

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I committed suicide: hmmm...well, I woudln't be sad. I would go and spit on your grave because Samantha Hanson knows better than that shit. SHE"S NOT A PUSSY EMO WELP!
» I said I liked you: I dunno...I'd give you a picture of me to fuck I guess :-D
» I kissed you: remember that time my tongue was in your mouth.....
» I lived next door to you: god, run for the hills
» I started smoking: I would laugh...and then give you one of my lungs so you don't die
» I stole something: this question is lame
» I was hospitalized: I would go visit you and bring you flowers...but the kind that wouldn't
» I ran away from home: I would let you stay at my house
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: i would bitch you out...i like to watch ;)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality: your a bitch. but i love it.
» Eyes: fish/doll eyes...pretty
» Face: very nice...porcelineish
» Hair: the most beautiful of anyone i know...red is very nice
» Clothes: you have nothing anyone else has...except maybe me
» Mannerisms: well, you act like a crack baby so your kinda retarted

[1] Who are you? your secret lover
[2] Are we friends? if we weren't would I really waste my time flattering you on here?
[3] When and how did we meet? erhmm, i hated you in 7th grade. i think thats it
[4] How have I affected you? uhm, you made me very happy and very angry....i think they balance each other out though
[5] What do you think of me? you a fucked up cookie
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? hmmm...i dunno, i have a lot. haha, that one time we watched that one incest movie with julia stiles in it and she talked about the mole when she was seducing her dad hahahahah....and then there's the mashed potatoes at the cabin tasty....i also liked sedcuing you on your carpet. that was hot
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? god, its been to long already j/k.....hmmm, well we cant really get rid of each other
[8] Do you love me? chaa dawgie...ebony+ivory FOREVER mmm good
[9] Have I ever hurt you? well, i can show you a bruise from a few days ago.....
[10] Would you hug me? i hug you all the time you pasty teddy bear you!
[11] Would you kiss me? again...remember the time my tongue was in your mouth......
[12] Would you fuck me? if i was a lesbian, you would be first on my list hot mama...well, next to charisma carpenter and sarah michelle gellar anyways
[13] Are we close? yeah, we're getting matching boob implants...how much closer can you get?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? between us? the fact that we fight and then are licking body lotion off each other
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? oh, but you are...you just dont know it yet
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how attractive am I? hmmm, 10 being Halle Berry and 1 being Puck from Real world I would say........a 7.899
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Sami J Osbourne...I dunno; its been there since forever long. Its hella random like haha
[18] Am I lovable? yes, cuddly even...but sometimes i wanna bitch slap you...but in a good way...cause its kinky like that
[19] How long have you known me? since 7th grade
[20] Describe me in one word. enticing
[21] What was your first impression? 'she's the new girl?.....i hate that bitch. i like her shirt though'
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? not really, but we can go with it i guess haha
[23] What do you think my weakness is? hmm, shoes, money, hazel, people who can't stand up for themselves, guys under your standards
[24] Do you think I'll get married? psh
[25] What about me makes you happy? erhm...just you being you (when your in a good mood. but sometimes when your in a bad mood its funny, so that makes me happy too)
[26] What about me makes you sad? nothing lol...your not a very sad person
[27] What reminds you of me? pretty much everything stupid...red robin, cobb salad, converse, red hair, pale skin, dance, diet coke, mashed potatoes
[28] What's something you would change about me? your bitchiness...or superior complex (but i have that too, so it doesnt matter much)
[29] How well do you know me? pretty fuckin well
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no...we go as far as to get in each others faces with stank breath and tell ecach other whatever haha
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? if you were pissed and there was a knife or chainsaw...whatever around...oh fuck yeah. your eyes would glaze over, foaming at the mouth and RAWWWR you would pounce. terrifying
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? CHAA

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